carpe diem? more like carpe this money in 2k13
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this photo is so powerful
whoa
How is it powerful in any way? I mean there’s just a girl dead on the floor and 2 people fucking. Big fucking deal
white ppl find everything powerful
yeah cuz they weak af
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What’s the most Haitian name?
Jean-Baptiste
I know at least 10 folks with this name and they are not related
(via haitianprophet)
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I dont for the life of me know how i would react to a girl sending me her asshole.
Like this
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K so sometimes I pretend to be Kelly Rowland or Jessica White k.
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white america gets so salty about nigerian e-mail scanners cuz the juxtaposition of africans that r supposed to be living in huts but then convincing u to give them ur social security # and bank account info doesnt make sense and is infuriating for them
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Mary J. Blige was really singing about some fucking chicken though. You would have to pay me $3 million and get me an advance copy of Jay Electronica’s album before I sing on TV about some chicken.
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What exactly is “over valuing” pussy?
Enlighten me.
Pussy is not as exclusive as women like to make it seem. There’s plenty of women that will fuck you just cause the sun came up when you realize that, you discover some of the shit we do for sex is dumb and a waste of time.
pussy rises to you and recedes from you like the tides of the ocean man that’s nature you feel me?
